On Friendships

Let's kick things off with this:

class man {

    bestFriend=book;

    class dog {

        dark=10;

        canRead() {

            if(this.dark>0) return false;

            else return true;

        }
    }
}

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx